Chapter 58

「「Goboaaaaaa!!!？」」

「You guys!?」

[Breaking news] For some reason, the twin sisters suddenly died in rage.

“N-Niesha-chan and Kuesha-chan are dead!!”
“Blood is pouring out from their mouths and… elsewhere!?”
“Skill ≪Cause of Death Diagnosis: Final Check≫ activated! Cause of death is… being cuckolded!?”

The guild house quickly turned into chaos. Although everyone was confused, they were professional adventurers. Some immediately tried to give them healing herbs, while others ran to get a doctor.

“It’s… it’s too late. Their hearts have completely stopped!”

It seemed like the two were beyond saving.

Wait, wait, wait, what!?

“Why did they both suddenly die!?”

Now that I think about it, they did mention something when they arrived at the guild. Something about seeing a hallucination of the person they liked being stolen by a pink, busty woman.

Does that mean seeing Anemone, who’s both pink and busty, triggered their shock again!?

“No time for speculation! Hey, everyone, is there any way we can save them!?”

I scanned the adventurers, but all I got were shaking heads.

I couldn’t do much either. I could burn away poison or disease like I did when I saved that one noble lady, but resurrecting the dead… that’s another story.

“I’ll just have to burn away the very concept of ‘death’ itself—”

Just as I was about to attempt something ridiculous, the saintess who had been resting on my lap suddenly stood up.

“It’s time for Anemone to take the stage!”

“What are you planning to do?”

“Hehe, have you forgotten, Jade? The power of the ‘Holy Water’ that Anemone gave you.”

“Holy water… oh, you mean that?”

It’s a special fluid from Anemone that has the power to regenerate female cells. And no, it’s not sweat or blood…

“Anemone is conveniently wearing just a shirt right now~ And she’s not wearing any pants~”

“Hold on!”

“I also wanted to show Jade its effects, so this timing is perfect~!”

“Wait, no!”

Hey, hey, hey! Why are you getting closer to Niesha and Kuesha!?

You’re standing over them, spreading your legs—what are you planning to do!?

“Hehehehe! Anemone’s favorite type is girls before they hit puberty, but I also love lolis around thirteen whose hormones are just starting to go crazy~~!”

“Shut up, you lolicon! Don’t tell me—”

“Now then, I’ll give these twin sisters a healing kiss from Anemone’s lips~♡!”

“Stop lowering your hips!!”

—And thus, the saintess shared a kiss.

“Heheheheheheeee♡!”

“Niesha! Kueshaaaa!!”

After all that, the two, who had suddenly died, slowly regained their color and eventually muttered, “Huh…?”

“Huh? Were we asleep…?”
“Hmm, we don’t remember much, but it seems that way…”

“Hey, good to see you two.”

“Wait, what!?”

The twins quickly wiped their mouths, straightened up, and regained their composure. They probably didn’t want to show any weakness in front of me, someone they hated.

“Ugh, this is the worst! Were we drooling a lot!?”
“Don’t look at us, mister!”

“Y-yeah, definitely drool! Right, adventurers!?”

“A-ah, yeah!”

We all silently vowed to never speak of this again.

Anemone was later thrown out of the guild by the receptionist, Mystica, after the ‘treatment session.’

What exactly did she do to those two…?

“So, how do you two feel after waking up? You’re not feeling sick or anything?”

“Hmm, actually, we feel kinda great♡.”

What?

“Actually, we~!”
“We had a dream where we gave our first kiss to someone we love~!”

W-what the hell…!?

“That… was our first kiss!?”

“What is everyone saying!?”

For a while after that, we treated the cheeky twins with a bit more care.

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“I’ve witnessed something terrible…!”

Ten seconds later.

I needed a change of pace, so I used my skill ‘Dark Dragon Hyper Dash’ to visit the frontier city, Agravain.

“This city used to be a total dump. But now…”

The appearance of the city had changed completely.

The smell wasn’t bad, and the stone-paved streets were reasonably clean. Even the residents seemed to be keeping themselves tidier.

There was no longer any waste being dumped in the alleyways. The filthy medieval town had evolved into a picturesque historical city, like something out of a tourist brochure.

“Well, well. It was worth granting Guild Master Albedo’s wish to become the city’s lord.”

Not that I did much—just threatened our margrave Iscar into supporting Albedo’s appointment.

It seems things have gone well since then.

“Alright, time to find Rodan, the special being.”

He’s an old man who eats stolen panties. Apparently, some monster group that can shapeshift into humans is targeting him, so I guess I’ll help him out.

“Rodan, come out! I’m not exactly happy about it, but I came to see you!”

I called out casually while walking, and then—

“Hm! Are you an acquaintance of the phantom thief Rodan!?”

“Huh?”

A girl with dog ears suddenly popped out from around the corner.

Whoa.

“Rodan, you’ve gotten cuter!”

“That’s not me!!”

Apparently, it wasn’t her. So, who is she then?