“That’s the kind of guy Jade is, you know!”
“Acting all cool and collected!”
“He’s probably out there chasing women left and right!”
“Shut up, you guys!”
Ah, these stupid adventurers can be ignored.
More importantly, let’s get to the point.
“Anemone. I’m actually glad I got to see you.”
“Oh my, oh my. It’s the first time someone’s said that to me…”
Well, that’s because you’re a landmine of a woman. But that doesn’t matter right now.
“I heard a little rumor. There are some folks planning something bad against you, a special existence.”
“Uh, uh-huh.”
“So,”
“For the sake of society,”
“I want to protect you.”
“Wha—!?”
“““Jade!!!?”””
Why are the adventurers screaming?
“You’re totally hitting on her!”
“Which mouth were you using to say it was a misunderstanding!?”
“You’re going full speed to charm her!”
“Shut up!”
Activating the skill Storage Space Item Box. I pulled out some dried hormone and launched it straight into the stupid adventurers’ mouths at lightning speed.
“““Munch munch munch munch!?”””
“Keep chewing until you can swallow it. I’m having an important conversation with Anemone about the (human) future right now.”
“““What the hell are you talking about!?”””
Don’t talk while chewing, that’s disgusting.
“Y-yeah, Shirokusa, let’s get out of here…! This is for the two young ones!”
“Y-yeah, exactly. A friend character isn’t needed for this perfect romance. Jade is already on a straight path with the saintess…!”
There’s no way that’s happening!
“Well, leaving the surroundings aside. So, Anemone, has any weird person approached you? Like someone you don’t usually see?”
“…I can’t believe the day would come when Anemone gets worried about. By the way, I’m sorry, but I don’t know.”
“So you didn’t see any weirdos?”
“No, I only have eyes for little girls.”
Well, that makes sense, you’re a lolicon after all!!!
It was my mistake to ask you…!
“Sigh, I see. Well, your EX ability is ‘Cell Manipulation.’ Among the special ranks, you’re probably the hardest to kill, so I’ll consider you safe for now.”
“…Is that so? Maybe Anemone could get hurt?”
“What’s with the rare negativity? With your abilities, you can regenerate and create clones, right?”
“““You’re just getting cocky, you bastard Jade!”””
Have those adventurers already swallowed the hormones!?
“Die!”
“Get lost, you loser! You pompous jerk!”
“You’re the one who always paid the bill without me noticing while I went to the restroom after a night of drinking with you! Even when I was sick on the way back, you rubbed my back without a frown under the starry sky and carried me home! And yet, you acted like ‘I didn’t do anything special,’ and later I found out you were doing the same for everyone else, you bastard!”
“I’ll mess up that smug look of yours, I swear!”
“Don’t go to the girls!”
“I’ll stab you!”
“Wow, Jade, you’re really loved, huh?”
“Is this love?”
I’ve just been living normally, but there are a surprising number of people who seem like they want to attack me!?
“…Well, whatever.”
“““Whatever, huh!?”””
“Yeah, I’m strong anyway. I can just pin down the excessively arrogant ones and teach them their place.”
“““Hmph!?♡ This sadistic bastard!”””
Well then. At any rate, now I know Anemone will be okay. So, let’s head over to the other special existence living in this town.
