“Come on, come on! Reincarnate as a little girl! Reincarnate as a little girl! Reincarnate as a little girl! Reincarnate as a little girl! Reincarnate as a little girl! Reincarnate as a little girl!”
“Excuse me!?”
In front of the theater.
I accidentally caught sight of the terror of this town, “The Saintess of Misery, Anemone.”
“Goodbye, triangle! Come again, Lolitaaaaaaa!!”
“Hiiiii!?”
Normally, I wouldn’t want to even make eye contact with her. But,
“Stop it, Anemone.”
I grabbed her hand as she reached for a theater staff member.
“Don’t go laying hands on ordinary people. Is your nun’s outfit just for show?”
“Oh my, oh my, oh my…?”
Ugh, she’s looking at me with those deranged pupils. I really don’t want to get involved with her.
“You’re Jade, the adventurer, right?”
“Ugh.”
W-Why does this woman recognize me!?
We’ve both lived in this town for nearly ten years, but she should only be interested in lolis…!?
“Why do you know who I am?”
“Sometimes, you give off a sweet, childish scent like a little girl. Not just anything, but one that comes from your ‘cells.'”
“Ugh…”
…It’s probably because I occasionally transform into the loli-like presence “Dark Princess Sara.”
But still, how can someone identify the scent of cells like that!?
“…I don’t understand what you’re talking about. More importantly, don’t try to hurt the staff. You’re not an enemy of little girls.”
“But you said you don’t have a ticket for the theater. Anemone doesn’t care, but the kids want to see ‘The Dark Dragon and the Knight Princess.'”
She glanced back for a moment.
Following her gaze, I saw little girls whining, “We can’t see?!” “Nooo!” “Anemone-sama, is that person your boyfriend?!”
In stark contrast, the adults around were panicking, “Hii! The one arguing with Anemone?!” “It’s over for him!” “Run awaaayyy!!?” Yeah, you guys are reacting correctly.
“This is an affront to the children. You’re terrible adults. The only kind ones in this world are little girls. Therefore, I’ve decided to turn everyone in this theater into little girls!”
At that moment, reality began to warp.
Darkness.
Female bodies.
A blood-soaked shore.
Flaming lust, entwined breasts, and arms.
The worst world materialized around Anemone.
“Now, everyone, let’s become adorable little girls, shall we~?”
—Forbidden Technique Release: “World of Misery Gogumagouge: The Bloody Moon Illuminating the Maidens”—
Just as the faint outline of the “Temple of Flesh” began to appear,
“Shut up, you idiot!”
I flicked her forehead.
“Ukyu!?”
Anemone let out an unnecessarily cute sound. Stop it; it’s not cute at all.
“Ah… what’s this…? Anemone’s forbidden technique EX skill activation… has stopped…? No way, this can’t be happening, but what…?”
“Don’t be so surprised. You probably stopped because you were shocked from the pain.”
In reality, I had disrupted the development of the new world with a “Demonic Finger Flick” imbued with flames of concept incineration. Seriously, stop.
“That’s impossible! There’s no way that could be true…! Because Anemone doesn’t feel pain in the first place…”
“—Uh, um!”
As the big-breasted sister started to mutter something, the pink girl behind me also opened her mouth. What now?
“What is it, Baji?”
“Um, um, Your Majesty. You’ve been getting quite familiar by holding that woman’s hand and flicking her forehead…!”
“Huh?”
“Could that woman be Your Majesty’s partner…!? Then I challenge her for the position of your main wife!”
“Like that would ever happen.”
I flicked Baji too, harder this time.
“Ow, that hurts!?”
“This is Anemone, an extraordinary existence. You’re a natural enemy of monsters.”
“What, an extraordinary existence!?”
Suddenly, Baji started to tremble.
“Hey, don’t cling to my waist shouting, ‘Your Majesty, help me!’ Stop with the vibrating boobs.”
“Um, um, that extraordinary existence means…! The peak combatants among humans…!”
“Yeah. They possess abilities beyond ‘EX Skills,’ beings more inhuman than monsters.”
The seven great extraordinary powers of humanity.
Those who have the strength to rival higher species of evil dragons while still being human. The key to humanity’s prosperity and defense.
Therefore, many worship them, but— to me, frankly, these guys are like “Hitler.”
“In this world, individual talents manifest as skills. That means that talented individuals who can change the world…”
Leaders like Hitler, purgers like Stalin, invaders like Columbus, and conquerors like Alexander can,
“Break the laws of physics and create their own worlds. —Now, Baji, continue your charge.”
“But I don’t want to!?”
Baji was shouting for help as if she were about to give birth. Seriously, don’t do that in public.
“Oh, sorry, Anemone. My friend got in the way.”
“…No, no. That girl’s cellular age level is probably in her early teens, right? I’m broad-minded, so I can barely consider her a loli if she’s around fourteen years old.”
“I don’t care.”
Being a loli-loving pervert is already pretty narrow-minded.
“But that breast situation requires further discussion, you know…? Anemone hasn’t quite digested the concept of ‘Loli Big Breasts’ yet. Hey, miss, shall we temporarily ‘Anemone Slap’ to reduce those breasts to a toddler size?”
“Hyghhh!? I don’t understand, but please stop!!?”
Hey, don’t bully Baji. She’s trembling at a faster pace, and her vibrating breasts are becoming a real problem.
If I respond to her down there, it feels like I’d lose, so seriously, stop.
“However, reducing cellular size, huh? It seems your ability is cellular manipulation… more accurately, ‘World Law: A Star Only for Myself and Little Girls’ leaks out.”
“I don’t care about that.”
No, I care! Stop the loli terraforming!
“More importantly, what about Loli Big Breasts?! Should Loli Big Breasts be allowed or not!?”
“I don’t know. Besides, there are lolis in this world who struggle with their breasts being too big. Are you denying their existence?”
“!!!!!!!!?!?!”
Ugh, Anemone started vibrating with a deranged expression on her face. Gross…
“Th-that’s certainly true! It’s true! I, Anemone, was only viewing the young girls from a selfish perspective, failing to stand in their shoes! How self-centered and shameless of me!”
“Isn’t it already shameful just being like that?”
“Ah… If I were a true enthusiast, it would be my role to gently accept their physical characteristics and cheer them on, saying, ‘There’s no need to be embarrassed!’ To deny that is simply unacceptable for an adult!”
“But isn’t it unacceptable to be like that in the first place?”
“You can’t have that kind of attitude, can you?”
“Thank you, Jade-san! I truly feel awakened. For the first time, I’m grateful to God for meeting you.”
“What? You’re a sister, though?”
“Being a sister doesn’t matter. I only manage the orphanage because only sisters can do it, and honestly, I dislike religion.”
“What the heck?”
“This person has zero intention of serving God.”
“What kind of woman is this…”
“Now that I’ve expressed my gratitude to God, let’s make it a performance for the children. Forbidden magic release: ‘World of Illusions’!”
“Stop it, you fool!”
I gave her a light flick on the forehead. What on earth are you doing!?
“Ugh… For some reason, Jade-san’s attacks always hurt. Even though I barely feel anything in my body…”
“Ah, that’s because the heat of the Divine Flame interferes with the soul—well, that’s not important.”
Anyway, don’t throw a tantrum just because the kids can’t see the play.
As I said this, I kept poking Anemone’s forehead. “Does it hurt?” “Ouch, ouch!” Yeah, let it hurt.
“But if we keep this up, the little girls will be sad…!”
“Then just don’t let them be sad, right? So here.”
I forcefully handed her a ticket.
After some twists and turns, it was a group ticket for “The Dark Dragon and the Princess Knight.”
“Wh-what is this…? Are you really giving this to me?”
“Yeah. Neither I nor Baji are interested. So shouldn’t you show it to the kids?”
I looked at the little girls lined up behind Anemone. You better enjoy it, you guys!
“‘Anemone-sama’s boyfriend is so handsome!’”
“I’m not her boyfriend!?”
“Well, whatever. So take care~”
I thought we’d never meet again and said goodbye. I fled with Baji (equipped at the waist).
“Wait for me!”
I really don’t want to wait!
“If you don’t wait for me, then I’ll come after you!”
“Whoa, what!? A ton of Anemones are suddenly popping up from the ground!?”
Is this really allowed with an EX skill!?
“Wow—she’s getting all clingy and naked!? The beginning of the mating season! Ah, as expected of her! To bring down a supreme being and create a feast of indulgence!”
“Why is Baji getting so hyped up!? Just a moment ago, she was scared of her!?”
“She’s a fellow who has been brought down by a supreme being! Plus, being highly fertile is something to truly respect in the animal kingdom!!”
“Live by the standards of human society!”
It seems they recognized Anemone as a “fearsome enemy” turned “valuable companion.” What a strange perception!
“So what’s up, Anemone…? Pulling such ridiculous stunts right in the middle of town!”
“Sorry~~~!”
“Stop talking all at once!”
When I shouted, the naked Anemones melted away and disappeared. What a nightmare.
“Thank you very much for addressing the topic about the young girls and for the ticket. Now, I can prevent the little girls from feeling sad.”
“Sure.”
“You are the savior of the enthusiasts, Jade-san.”
“Stop that evaluation.”
Are you mocking me!?
“Therefore, Jade-san. As a token of gratitude, please accept this.”
“Huh?”
She plunged her hand into her bizarre sister outfit. What is she pulling out?
“Here, here.”
“O-oh… it smells weird and feels warm…!”
I couldn’t refuse her gratitude, so I took it.
What is this? When I shook it, it made a squishy sound. What kind of liquid is inside?
“What is this?”
“It’s Anemone’s essence.”
“I’m going to kill you!?”
“Yikes!”
Oh no, I just exploded in the loudest voice of the year. I’m really sorry about that.
“I mean, you’re technically a woman. I can never view you as a woman again, but I shouldn’t have shouted.”
“Hehe… it feels fresh, so it’s welcome. Anemone hasn’t been scolded since childhood.”
“I can believe that.”
The townspeople would tremble just hearing “The Busty Sister.”
“Then why give me something so disgusting? Is it some sort of prank?”
“It’s not disgusting. It’s probably clean since I’ve only had it done by women.”
“Had it done? Well, that’s confusing, but putting that aside…”
“So?”
“Yes. I would call it ‘Holy Water.’ When a woman drinks it, a bit of Anemone’s world law skill is applied, and her cells become fresh.”
“Cells become fresh? So?”
“Of course, it improves skin quality, and even old, incurable scars might disappear!”
“Seriously!?”
“That’s amazing. Your—err, your ‘Holy Water.’”
“Hehe, usually, I only distribute it to young girls, you know? Jade-san is fortunate.”
“Whether I’m fortunate or not is for me to decide.”
Well, apart from the questionable origin, it’s definitely an honor to receive such a thing.
“Thanks, Anemone. Now you enjoy ‘The Dark Dragon and the Princess Knight.’”
“Well, I’m not really interested in the fake Dark Dragon. But if you say so, Anemone will do her best.”
—Huh? Fake Dark Dragon, you say?
“Hey, what do you mean by that?”
“Then, Jade-san, let’s make rice together when you have your first time! Oh, do you still have business with Anemone?”
“I’m not feeling any desire to engage with you anymore…”
You’ll be the one getting engaged, you fool!
“Shall we head home, Baji?”
“C-can I hold your hand…?!”
“Just grab my sleeve.”
I took the still scared Baji and hurried away from the weirdo.
Sigh~ I’m feeling totally exhausted. No more trouble, please.
“Still, Your Majesty, it’s incredible that you’re a supreme being. You truly seem to surpass the human realm.”
“Yeah.”
Before I became the Dark Dragon, it was the supreme beings that supported the development. They’re not to be underestimated.
“Truly terrifying individuals. It makes sense that the supreme beings would form a counter-organization called the ‘Black Bough League.’”
…Hmm?
“You’ll have a tough time with the ‘Supreme Being Extermination Plan.’ Well, Anemone, as Your Majesty’s female, seems safe though.”
“Hey.”
“Still, Your Majesty, to bring down such a scary yet capable female is truly impressive!”
“I haven’t heard anything about this!?”
I pinched her pink head and started to rub it!
“Ugh, that hurts! The special mating season has started!?”
“Don’t shout in public that we’re starting something!”
What the heck is this “Black Bough League!?”
You should discuss this when we meet!
