Regarding the Matter of Beautiful Girls Relentlessly Seeking My Body (Experience Points)
“Isn’t that kinda unfair?”
I sit on my bed, watching a cat-eared girl enjoying VRChat, and I can’t help but think.
I’m not saying it’s unfair that she’s using my Meta Focus to have fun. What I think is unfair is that she’s secretly (not so secretly) using my experience points to indulge in things that feel good and enjoyable, all on her own.
“Ai-nyan mostly plays solo, you know? Stealth isn’t that useful in a party. I mean, just hiding while your teammates are getting attacked is basically hoarding all the disapproval in the world, nya.”
And then, I have a thought—if she’s just going to secretly leech off my experience points, shouldn’t I just go with it? It’s not like I’m doing anything wrong. If anything, the guilty one here is Aina. And if only she gets to have fun while I suffer in silence, isn’t that just unfair?
“Lately, I’ve been leveling up a lot, so I was thinking of going a bit deeper into the dungeon, nya. Maybe that’ll boost my dungeon stream’s viewer count, nya. My goal? Well, it’s a bit childish, but there’s an artifact I really want. It’s called ‘Hawk-Eye of the Sky’…”
Honestly, it’s all her fault—making those needy expressions, letting out those weird moans. She thinks I don’t notice, that I won’t retaliate, and just does whatever she wants.
Alright, mental preparations complete. Time for some payback.
I reach out toward Aina’s arm as she sits on the bed, chatting away while wearing her VR headset.
“Hmm, well, it’s not not dangerous, but as long as I’m careful and research what enemies are there, I should be fineeeeeeee~~~~♡♡♡♡♡♡♡”
The moment I lightly poke her arm, Aina’s body jolts violently.
“Nnnnnnngh♡♡♡♡♡♡ …Hah, huh? Oh, no, it’s nothing! Really, it’s nothing! The curtain just billowed from the wind and brushed my neck—it surprised me, that’s all, nya!”
Oh wow, she covered that up well. As expected from a famous streamer with over 500,000 subscribers—her quick thinking is impressive.
“Ah, also, I kinda want the ‘Prophetic Black Quill, Cat Tail,’ nya! I already have cat ears, so next is obviously a cat tail!”
Aina continues her VRChat session, seemingly brushing off what just happened. But I can tell—her body is tense, bracing for another “attack” from me.
(Heh, let’s go with the tease strategy.)
“If I had the Prophetic Black Quill, Cat Tail, scouting would be so much easier, nya. Then I could explore the 150th dungeon floor, where Hawk-Eye of the Sky has been found before, nya.”
I leave Aina on edge, waiting for my next move, and casually pull out my phone. After watching one of her highlight clips, I reach out again.
“Ugh, I’m so done with competitive games, nya… They keep trash-talking me, and I end up throwing my controller… I even had to wake up early the other day just to buy a new one, nya!”
Looks like the dungeon talk is over, and now she’s talking about her streaming experiences. Thinking I won’t strike again, she starts chatting naturally.
That moment of carelessness—I don’t let it slide. I gently tap her hand.
“Lately, I’ve been using Meta Force to play Nyan Nyan Paradichu~♡… It’s super fun with all my fellow cat buddies, nya~”
“Oh? You held out this time.”
She only tripped over her words a little before regaining composure.
(Oh? Now this is making me want to push her further.)
Seeing Aina hold back only fuels my mischievous side. This time, I touch her more firmly and keep my fingers there.
“O-ohh♡… Ainya’s room isn’t that big, so…♡ I can’t really play games that require a lot of movement, nya… Ohh♡—Ahem! A-anyone got recommendations for VR games, nya~?♡♡”
“Damn. This is fun.”
Aina desperately clings to her composure, keeping up with chat while barely suppressing the sensations running through her body. The occasional slip in her words just makes it even better.
“Ohh?♡ There’s a game like that, nya~?♡ Ainya’s never tried fishing before, but…♡ I kiiiinda wanna play it, nya~♡ Maybe I’ll look it up and install it, nyaah♡”
She manages to channel the pleasure somewhere, but her voice inevitably takes on a sultry edge.
“H-huh? N-no, it’s nothing, nya♡ J-just feeling a bit under the weather, nya♡ Ahem♡ Ahem♡ O-okay, that’s it for today, nya! See you next time, nya~~♡”
Oh? Looks like she’s finally logging out.
Shaking slightly, Aina navigates through the game menu and successfully logs off.
“Nnnnnnnngh♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡”
Even after logging out, she remains frozen in place, headset still on. It takes her about three minutes before she finally removes it.
“Hey, welcome back. Had fun?”
I fully expect her to be pissed. But instead, Aina—her face flushed red—looks at me with a challenging gaze and smirks.
“Ahh~ That was so fun! Sorry, I got so into it that I completely forgot you were even here, Tatsu-nii! I might get hooked on VRChat for a while! Oh, gotta use the bathroom real quick—be right back!”
Unexpectedly, she doesn’t call me out. She doesn’t say a thing about it—pretending like nothing even happened. But I know she knows. And to top it off, she even gives me a look that screams, “Come at me.”
“…Heh. If you think this is going your way, you’ve got another thing coming.”
She’ll regret provoking me.
