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Chapter 136

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How to Invest in Index Funds: A Beginner’s Guide to Effortless Wealth-Building

Investing can feel like a maze of confusing options and risky bets—especially if you’re just starting out. But there’s one strategy that cuts through the noise with its simplicity, low cost, and proven results: index fund investing. If you’re searching for a beginner-friendly way to grow your wealth over time, index funds are your golden ticket. In this guide, we’ll explain what index funds are, why they’re perfect for beginners, and how to get started today—complete with trusted platforms where you can sign up. By the end, you’ll have a clear, actionable path to launch your investment journey.

What Are Index Funds?

Imagine owning a small piece of the entire stock market without having to pick individual stocks. That’s the magic of an index fund. It’s a type of mutual fund or exchange-traded fund (ETF) that mirrors a specific market index, like the S&P 500 or the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Instead of betting on one company, you’re investing in hundreds—like Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon—all at once. It’s less about chasing winners and more about riding the market’s natural growth.

Why Index Funds Are Perfect for Beginners

Index funds are the go-to choice for new investors, and here’s why:

  • Instant Diversification: One fund spreads your money across hundreds of companies, so a single stock’s stumble won’t derail your progress.
  • Low Fees: No need for expensive stock-picking experts—index funds keep costs down.
  • Set It and Forget It: No market expertise needed. Just invest and let time do the heavy lifting.
  • Proven Track Record: Studies show index funds often outperform actively managed funds, making them a reliable path to long-term wealth.

How to Start Investing in Index Funds: A 3-Step Guide

Ready to take control of your financial future? Follow these simple steps to begin your index fund journey.

Step 1: Choose a Brokerage Account

A brokerage account is your gateway to buying index funds. Think of it as your investment dashboard. Here are three top platforms perfect for beginners:

Pro Tip: Look for platforms with low fees, a variety of funds, and an easy-to-use interface. Most let you start with as little as $1!

Step 2: Pick the Right Index Fund

Once your account is set up, choose a fund that matches your goals:

  • S&P 500 Index Funds: Tracks the 500 largest U.S. companies (e.g., Vanguard’s VOO). Perfect for broad market exposure.
  • Total Stock Market Index Funds: Includes small, mid, and large-cap stocks (e.g., Schwab’s SWTSX). Maximum diversification.
  • International Index Funds: Invests globally (e.g., Fidelity’s FZILX). Adds worldwide balance.

Newbie Hack: Start with an S&P 500 or total market fund for simplicity and growth potential.

Step 3: Make Your First Investment

Now, it’s time to put your money to work:

  • Fund Your Account: Transfer as little as $1–$100 to get started.
  • Buy Your Fund: Search for your chosen fund (e.g., VOO at Vanguard) and hit “buy.”
  • Automate It: Set up automatic investments—like $50 a month—to grow your wealth effortlessly.

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Why Index Funds Are a Smart Choice

  • Lower Risk: Diversification cushions you from single-stock disasters.
  • Tax-Friendly: Fewer trades mean fewer taxable events.
  • Long-Term Gains: With the market’s historical 7–10% annual return, index funds are a retirement-building powerhouse.

Risks to Keep in Mind

No investment is bulletproof. Here’s what to watch:

  • Market Swings: When the market dips, so does your fund. But history shows it bounces back.
  • No Big Wins: You won’t beat the market—but for most, matching it is a win.

Tips for Index Fund Success

  • Invest Regularly: Use dollar-cost averaging to smooth out market highs and lows.
  • Diversify Further: Add international or bond funds as your portfolio grows.
  • Stay the Course: Don’t panic-sell during downturns. Long-term investors win by holding steady.

Real-Life Success Story: Sarah’s $240,000 Nest Egg

Meet Sarah, a 30-year-old teacher who invested $200 a month in an S&P 500 index fund. After 30 years, her $72,000 in contributions ballooned to over $240,000—thanks to the market’s average 7% return. No stock-picking, no stress—just consistent investing through platforms like Fidelity or Vanguard.

Start Your Investment Journey Today

Index funds are your beginner-friendly path to low-cost, reliable wealth-building. Sign up with a trusted brokerage like Vanguard, Fidelity, or Charles Schwab, pick a fund, and start with as little as $50 a month. The sooner you begin, the more time your money has to grow. Take that first step now—your future self will thank you!



When I Was Reincarnated into the World of an Ultra-Difficult Game, I Ended Up As the Sole Subordinate of the Ridiculously Strong yet Incompetent Demon Lord, Tasked with Creating a Dungeon

“Am I not required to go?”

When I asked my master this question, as usual, I was met with a smile that seemed to regard me as a poorly performing child.

“It’s too early for you, Zino.”

“Even in that dungeon of the dwarves, didn’t you have to turn back?”

“In a real dungeon, there are not only traps but also monsters. It wouldn’t be fun if you were to die.”

I couldn’t argue back when she said that.

After all, I’m the one who fled from a dungeon that supposedly had no enemies.

And now, it’s clear that I can’t handle dungeons where both traps and enemies exist.

Kunimatsu has already conquered a dungeon, and here I am, feeling utterly pathetic.

I gave a self-deprecating laugh, which seemed to please my masters.

“That attitude of yours—knowing your place—is good.”

“Well, just stay here and behave. Our subordinates will take care of everything.”

What they say makes sense.

In this country, there are elves far stronger than someone like me.

Whether warriors or mages, they’ve spent centuries honing their skills thanks to their long lifespans.

Though they may not be heroes, their levels and stats are incredibly high.

If I were raised as a hero, how many hundreds of years would it take to reach their level…?

And surpassing them? That would require an unimaginable amount of time.

Would the Demon King… the Mad God… even give us that much time?

“The dark elves are a kind of elf, after all. If they deemed something useful, then the resources and items they found should be usable by us.”

“Depending on the results of this dungeon investigation, it might be fun to defeat the Demon King ourselves.”

And so, the next step would be war against other races, domination.

It seems peace in this world won’t come anytime soon…

“The dungeon truly exists… As expected of the Supreme Council.”

“Yes, to deduce what those dark elves were trying to hide just from observing them…”

“Their queen, who usually tries to evade with excuses, had no choice but to accept our demands this time.”

This clearly demonstrated the gap between us and the highest authority of the dark elves.

It was satisfying. Those arrogant dark elves had no choice but to silently accept our demands.

Their audacity to act as equals despite our peaceful intentions had always irked me.

“Let’s gratefully make use of the resources they found.”

“They probably dreamed of becoming stronger than us.”

Their lifeline—the dungeon.

How much profit will it bring us? I can hardly wait.

Imagining the frustrated faces of those dark elves, we finally arrived at the dungeon.

“…No wonder the dark elves wanted to hide it.”

Even near the entrance, we could already sense a dense concentration of magical energy.

Such an amount of magic power—it must feel like a treasure trove to them, even though they’re elves.

It’s unacceptable. Simply unacceptable. They don’t deserve this.

“In a place saturated with magic like this, using and researching magic becomes far more efficient.”

“If they had used this as a base to fight us, it would’ve been troublesome.”

“So, the valuable thing they tried to hide wasn’t items or equipment, but the dungeon itself?”

Even so, a dungeon imbued with this much magic power…

Is this what dungeons of other races are like?

The ones I know had much less magic power…

Back then, the war with the Demon King was intensifying, so maybe that explains the difference.

Right now, both sides are preparing for the next battle.

If the Demon King poured all his strength into this dungeon, it makes sense.

But, too bad for him. We’ll put this magic power to good use.

It’ll strengthen us while weakening the Demon King.

If we can seize this place, it’ll benefit not only us elves but humanity as well.

That’s reason enough.

“Those dark elves dilly-dallying despite finding such a place don’t deserve it.”

“Yeah, let’s take it for ourselves. It’ll help us in the inevitable battle against the Demon King.”

It’s decided.

Let’s enter immediately.

With just one step inside, I could sense an even denser concentration of magic, and my mood lifted.

“But, the appearance is terrible. No paving at all. An old, ugly place. It looks abandoned for a very long time.”

“Not to mention, the design is atrocious. Using a bare rock surface like this as a base proves how lowly the demons are.”

Indeed, it’s awful regardless of its age.

Well, once it’s ours, we can remodel it into something worthy of us.

“Still, it’s dark and dirty. Couldn’t they at least clean up?”

“Not even a temporary base. Did they fail to establish one?”

“…Did they not set anything up? Or were they unable to?”

“They’re not completely incapable, so it must mean they haven’t reached that stage yet…”

My comrades began sharing their thoughts.

True, they’re inferior to us.

But since they tried to hide this place, they must recognize its value.

And surely, they possess the knowledge and skill to create a base.

Yet they didn’t. Why? Was it because they couldn’t secure safety?

“Tch, so that’s how it is…”

One of our frontline warrior elves noticed something approaching.

Following his lead, the others began preparing for battle.

So, monsters still inhabited the place.

The dark elves were struggling with these creatures, huh?

“Just wolves that emit fog. Let’s scatter them quickly and continue investigating.”

These wolves release fog to obscure everyone’s vision.

They rely on their sense of smell to attack indiscriminately.

But we can detect their positions without relying on sight.

“Handle them casually. We’ll wipe them out with magic.”

“W-what!?”

The warriors voiced their surprise.

…Are they really shocked by that?

This is how we usually operate.

Why react as if it’s some kind of joke at a time like this…

“What? Do you want to defeat them yourselves or something?”

“Be careful! Something dangerous is coming from deeper inside!”

At those words, I hurriedly probed for magical energy.

For mere wolves, the frontline could handle them without letting their fangs reach us.

That’s why I was concentrating my magic for an attack.

That’s how we usually do things.

…But it seems that was a mistake.

“Gyaaah!!”

“Gahh!!”

Through the fog, I could sense it despite not seeing it.

Something massive passed by us, radiating a magical energy comparable to ours.

It’s not a wolf. Its magical energy and size are completely different.

“N-no… I don’t want this…!”

A comrade’s voice disappeared.

And soon, I’ll meet the same fate.

“Soul Eater…”

An ugly monster with a gaping mouth emerged from the fog.

As a rear-guard mage, I can’t escape. I don’t have time to prepare a powerful spell to stop it.

In an instant, my vision turned to darkness.

I suppose I’ve been swallowed by that monster…

Ah, my magic is being drained.

My magic, my soul… My very existence… is disappearing…

When I Was Reincarnated into the World of an Ultra-Difficult Game, I Ended Up As the Sole Subordinate of the Ridiculously Strong yet Incompetent Demon Lord, Tasked with Creating a Dungeon

When I Was Reincarnated into the World of an Ultra-Difficult Game, I Ended Up As the Sole Subordinate of the Ridiculously Strong yet Incompetent Demon Lord, Tasked with Creating a Dungeon

超難関ゲーム世界に転生したら、ポンコツ最強魔王様のたったひとりの部下としてダンジョンをつくることになった
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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Japanese
I was deemed a failure by the goddess and ended up reincarnated into the world of a game known for its insanely high difficulty, as the final boss's Demon Lord. My skill is Dungeon Master, and my race is Demon—clearly, I'm on the enemy's side, not the hero's… Lost and confused, I encounter an overwhelmingly powerful being… Wait, you're the Demon Lord? You defeated the heroes but lost your subordinates and dungeons and now have no motivation…? I seem to have some useful skills, so could I serve you as a tool?

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