“I’m going to marry if I watch Aurora-chan’s fashion show.”
“Don’t set obvious flags.”
“About the ridiculously low hurdle to decide on marriage.”
If you decide to get married just by watching a fashion show, then it’s already certain that you’re going to get married. But of course, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the other person will agree.
That being said, the reactions to the fashion show were quite positive, which is nice. Well, it’s Aurora, who’s cute, so there’s no way there’d be any negative opinions. Oh, right. The viewers are probably expecting something specific from the fashion show. I feel bad for raising expectations unnecessarily, so I should clarify the things that need to be denied.
“Just so you know, the fashion show is only for Aurora, I’m not doing it.”
“Huh?”
“That’s unforgivable.”
“You should do it too!”
“Not happening.”
This kind of reaction was within expectations. If I were still a guy, I’d want to see the fashion show of a beautiful elf, I’m a boy after all. But wanting to see something doesn’t necessarily mean I want to do it. If I did it, it would definitely become an eternal black history.
So I’ll end this with a killer line.
“Well then, we’re going to cancel Aurora’s fashion show.”
“Forcing is not good, yeah.”
“Hey, boys!”
“Sorry, sorry.”
“Just so you know, Aurora is into it, so I’m not forcing her.”
“—!”
“I get it.”
“She’s really working hard.”
This approach is really effective. Well, it’s not something to overdo, though. While I’m at it, let me put in another reminder.
“Also, to the person who sent me maid outfits or swimsuit uniforms! I won’t wear them! I might wear normal clothes that fit my taste, but… please, no cosplay stuff!”
“So you were the one, huh, lol.”
“Receiving a swimsuit is literally terrifying.”
“Exactly! It’s scary, so stop it!”
That said, I’m sure some will still send them… they say it’s important to say these things, but I wonder if it’ll actually work. I can only trust the viewers’ conscience.
While thinking about that, the green peppers were done roasting. Now just the corn… Oh, Aurora already secured it.
“—♪”
“Wait, Aurora, how did you get the roasted corn?”
“She skillfully grabbed it with both hands holding chopsticks.”
“Her sense of balance was amazing.”
“So you just bit into it like that. Won’t you burn yourself…?”
“—?”
Burn yourself? What’s that, is it delicious? Aurora’s chomping down on the roasted corn, with the savory scent of soy sauce filling the air. Looks like the corn is delicious, which is great.
“You don’t burn yourself?”
“Do fairies have burn resistance?”
“Fairies only drink water, right?”
“Then what is Aurora-chan?”
“Let’s discuss that on Twitter or 5chan! This stream is for appreciating Aurora-chan!”
“No, no! This is a stream where Aurora and I drink alcohol!”
It was around 3:30 PM. In what was supposed to be a warm-up for the night stream, Aurora and I had already drunk 4 bottles of 500ml beer and chuhai combined. Some comments were popping up like, “Are you okay for tonight?” but there’s no problem at all.
“That said, if we keep drinking like this, we’ll run out before the night stream. Maybe I should cut the stream for now.”
“—?”
“Yeah, I need to prep the manga meat and stuff. Aurora, can you think of the order for the fashion show?”
“—♪”
“Aah! It’s over!”
“What time is the night stream?”
“About 6 PM.”
“Okay, I’ll finish work by then.”
“Night shift here, I’m dead.”
“Night shift guy, you should sleep and get ready for work.”
“I’m looking forward to it.”
“I’m waiting naked!”
“At least wear some underwear, okay? See you later!”
“Is that a dungeon?”
…Well, the stream ended. I wonder if I managed to keep a smile? I never expected to be hit with such a straight ball right at the end. To the one who commented that, what gave you the idea that I was in a dungeon? Maybe it was just a coincidence… but it’s probably no use thinking about it.
Anyway, I’ll take a short nap and then prep for the next stream!
