“Ugh! Ugh! Phew!!”
“—!!”
‘Don’t drink alcohol like that with your parent from the start, lol’
‘Hmm, this is a dwarf’
‘Is this the kind of person who can’t handle things without drinking?’
‘A regular at Super Gyokai?’
As the comments suggest, as soon as the stream started, I chugged a 350ml can of Super Dry beer, and Aurora drank what was poured into her cap. It’s not something new; I’ve been doing this since before I became an elf.
…Super Gyokai is the supermarket I went to before the stream today. I don’t remember tweeting the supermarket’s name when I was human, and even after I became an elf, I never tweeted about going to the supermarket.
So why did the name “Super Gyokai” appear in the comments? Well, simply put, I was exposed. I checked, and yes, that was definitely me, and the scene was when I was packing the car with groceries. The sound I heard back then wasn’t mistaken!
“No, I just chugged the beer because I was thirsty. Aurora, were you thirsty too?”
“—!”
“She says, ‘Chugging it is delicious!'”
‘Are you sure she’s not waking up to something bad?’
‘Guess parents really do resemble each other.’
‘What did you buy at Super Gyokai?’
“Vegetables and daily essentials. Also, fish right in front of me.”
Today’s drinking companion is a sashimi platter. This wasn’t cut by me but is the pack from the supermarket, just arranged nicely. I love platters like this because you get to enjoy various kinds of sashimi.
Of course, Aurora is eating too. Since it’s sized for her, I cut it smaller for her, though she eats with her hands, a real strong style. I can’t find chopsticks or a fork and spoon her size… But because of that, her eating looks kind of wild.
‘Aren’t you a bit too calm about being exposed?’
“Well, I was bound to get exposed eventually. It just happened sooner than expected. Luckily, they didn’t find my house.”
‘Why didn’t they track down your house? Idiots!’
‘Give me your address!’
“That’s actually a crime, even if I’m an elf, okay? Just because I’m an elf doesn’t make it okay.”
“—!!”
“Aurora is angry too.”
‘Sorry, Aurora-chan!’
‘Even fairies understand what’s wrong, but you guys…’
The jerk who exposed me was getting a lot of attention at first, but the mood shifted pretty quickly. Well, it was voyeurism, after all. There was no way they wouldn’t get criticized. I even got a DM from them saying “Please forgive me,” but I’m ignoring it for now.
“Phew. If someone comes to my house, I’ll call the police without hesitation.”
‘Totally understandable…’
‘There are people who will do it even though they know they’ll be called on, sadly.’
‘At this rate, you’re already on your third drink!’
“Well, for a while, Super Gyokai will probably have a lot of cars parked there. But whether they’re customers… well, that’s another story.”
‘Maybe → Illegal parking?’
“Please don’t do that. I’ll be blamed even though it’s not my fault.”
‘That’s the scary part of the internet.’
I bought a lot of things, so I think I can avoid going there for a while, but I’m still worried. It’s not funny getting caught up in a scandal just because I was shopping.
‘Does that mean if I go to the dungeon near Super Gyokai, I could meet George!?
‘Seems like people online have already listed things.’
‘Isn’t the mountain dungeon the one you frequent?’
“Do you really think I’d comment about that kind of thing on a stream?!”
Of course, the dungeons have been investigated too, but there are a lot of mountain dungeons around here. I’m hoping that won’t be exposed, though nothing is guaranteed.
As I was reading through some comments, I suddenly felt my arm getting slapped repeatedly. Aurora?
“—!—!!”
“Ah! Aurora got some wasabi on her!”
‘Even a fairy can’t handle wasabi!’
‘She probably took a huge bite, right?’
“Take a deep breath through your nose and exhale through your mouth!”
“—!”
‘It’s the ‘hee-hee-hoo’ rhythm!’
‘Isn’t that Lamaze technique?!’
It looks like the spiciness has calmed down… but despite that, Aurora is still reaching for the wasabi. It’s clear she’s going to be a seasoned drinker in no time.
Oh, right. I had a little plan for today’s stream.
“Next time, I’ll answer some questions during the stream.”
‘Seriously!?’
‘Can I ask about your measurements?!’
“I get to choose which questions to answer, though.”
‘That’s so cruel!’
Who would answer about their measurements?! I’m not a Vtuber, I’m a real person!
Of course, I’ll answer harmless questions, but selecting them might be a bit mentally exhausting.
“I’ll set up a question box, so look forward to it!”
‘Hehe, I’m going to ask a crazy question!’
‘Hehe, I’m going to ask what you had for breakfast!’
“Tea rice.”
Even with everything going on, these guys have such a good sense of humor, I can’t help but laugh.
When I glanced at Aurora, I saw her drinking while eating wasabi despite all the pain earlier. I’m genuinely worried about her future.
