[Gather Around] Thread for Bored Gods to Mess with Humanity, Part 276,349 Times [7 Great Gods (lol)]
666: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Hey, isn’t this boring? Got anything fun to do?
667: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Stop asking others every time and figure it out yourself, loser. That reincarnated hero I brought last time should be entering the academy soon, right?
667: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. So nice of you to answer. Love that. Oh yeah, those weird people I brought over from another dimension, were any of them interesting?
668: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. I’m all about Snow-chan!! My fave!! So noble in spirit, born of a great lineage, and possessing a natural ability to embrace it all… I just love it… There’s something so, so soft in one corner of that heart of hers, you know? Hehe.
669: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Oh, here we go.
670: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. You can leave now, thanks.
671: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Harsh, don’t you think? Is that how you treat me when I’m fulfilling my duty as a god, watching over my beloved?
671: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. You creep me out. Every time you watch over someone, they end up dead.
673: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. But it’s the same for everyone, right? We all kill tons of people just to pass the time.
674: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Nah, there’s a difference. When we break things, it’s because we mean to. But you? You try to love and protect, and that’s why they end up broken.
675: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Your way of doing things is just gross.
676: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Wow, my colleagues are so cold! But my current plaything’s a real masterpiece. They have every option in the world and yet they’ve put restrictions on themselves, slowly tightening the noose around their own neck. They don’t even know what makes them happy or what they want. It’s perfect!
676: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. I feel bad for the human you’ve set your sights on. Probably gonna end up in another cliché legend, right?
677: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. For humans, it’s the ultimate achievement, though. By the way, I heard that the right to meet the Goddess of Death transferred from Grellod Majarm to another human recently.
678: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. It’s under trial right now. But no one knows who killed Grellod, so I gave a vision to one of my cute followers. For now, I blamed some random homeless person.
679: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Oh yeah, that kid with the G-level gift, right? So creepy. And as usual, no one remembers giving them a gift.
680: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Seriously, where do they come from?
681: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. No clue. But like, what’s the point of this divine trial anyway?
682: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Oh, just for kicks, you know? I just blamed everything on a homeless G-ranked gifted to see what kind of reaction we’d get.
683: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Haha, I get it though. No matter how many times you do it, it’s still fun watching humans turn on each other and execute each other over your prophecies.
684: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. It’s like back when we used to drop sweets or pour water on ant nests. This is just the evolved version of that.
685: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. I feel that. What kind of prophecy did you give them? By the way, humans are so cute, aren’t they? They cry and follow your every word, even when you say something random.
686: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. The obedient ones are the best. It’s so satisfying to pamper them until the very end, and then take everything from them. Oh, my prophecy? You know those toy armies that deal with domination, war, and famine? They’ve been busy lately, destroying divine statues and beasts, right? I blamed all of that on the homeless kid, too. LOL.
687: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. LOL, dude, no way!!
688: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. LOL, seriously, though?! That’s way too random! Where’s the justice and fairness, god?
689: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Wait, wait, you’re not getting it. LOL. Who lifted the curse on those three?
690-691: ……
692: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. In truth, those three should’ve long been dead or twisted beyond recognition by our curse. But they’re still in human form. Even their attempted suicide with the Goddess of Death’s power was prevented by someone five years ago. Now, they’re clearly acting with us gods in mind, destroying divine beasts and statues, consolidating power… what’s their deal?
693: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. It’s impossible that those three did this on their own. Someone’s pulling the strings. Some fool is defying the gods, a cunning rat hiding in the shadows, even evading our omniscient gaze.
694: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. We’ll flush out the rat. The one leading them must be wise, noble, full of justice and compassion. Oh, just your typical hero, right? One of those poor souls that occasionally rises from among the lowly mortals.
695: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Ah, I see. That’s why you’re framing the homeless kid, huh?
696: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Exactly. The clever rat will be forced into a choice: save the falsely accused homeless kid or abandon them. If they choose to save them, they can no longer hide, and we, the seven gods, will expose them.
697: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. But if the kid is left to bear the blame, then the rat’s sense of justice will collapse. Once a person’s convictions break, they fall apart so easily.
698: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. We’ll lure out the clever rat who’s been manipulating domination, war, famine, and our curses.
699: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. That poor homeless kid. What was their name again? The displaced one?
700: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. The homeless kid’s name is Takuto Kasuya, a pitiful G-level gifted loser. Now, what will you do, clever rat? Takuto Kasuya will die because of you.
701: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. Wise and noble unseen one, I can’t wait to see whether you can destroy our boredom.
702-704: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. It’s all just to pass the time until we die.
We were simply bored.
A game of the gods.
705: Sent from the Divine Seat, speaking on behalf of the Chief God. But they’ll probably die quickly this time, too. How dull. Maybe I’ll work on a story for Snow-chan… What kind of apostle should I make her?
